| 75 Dirty Little Secrets |
| Have you ever... |
| Glued your fingers together?: | Yes |
| Kissed a friend?: | No |
| Kissed a brother/sister's friend?: | No |
| Cheated on a test?: | No |
| Cheated on your homework?: | Yes |
| Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse?: | No |
| Back-stabbed a friend?: | No |
| Told people someone's deep, dark secret?: | Yes |
| Looked up something on the Internet you shouldn't have?: | I don't understand |
| Lied to your parents/a boss?: | Yes |
| Lied to a friend?: | Yeah |
| Lied to a boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse?: | I don't think so |
| Lied to get money?: | To my parents |
| Lied to get out of doing something?: | To my parents |
| Lied to make yourself sound better?: | No |
| Spread gossip?: | Sometimes |
| Made up a false rumor to get back at someone?: | No |
| Stolen money?: | No |
| Stolen anything else?: | Yes |
| Talked about a "friend" behind their back?: | I may have |
| Talked about a family member behind their back?: | No |
| Talked about an enemy behind their back?: | Maybe I guess |
| Gotten in a big fight for no real reason?: | yeah |
| Gotten in a big fight for a real reason?: | yeah |
| Tried to draw attention to yourself for profit?: | No |
| Tried to draw attention to someone's flaw?: | Maybe |
| Thought lustfully of someone?: | Yes |
| Stalked somone?: | No |
| Posted a celebrity's picture on a wall/locker/roof?: | No |
| Had a mad celebrity crush on multiple celebs?: | Note really |
| Felt lustfully/lovingly about someone you've only met online?: | No |
| Been divorced?: | No |
| Done something bad because it was bad?: | No |
| Gotten your tongue stuck to anything?: | Yes, mostly popsicles |
| Laughed at a joke that wasn't funny?: | Yeah |
| Let a friend harm themselves on purpose?: | Not seriously |
| Hurt yourself physically (on purpose)?: | Not seriously |
| Felt as if you were inferior to anyone?: | Yeah |
| Eaten something that wasn't yours?: | Hehehehe |
| Taken a crazy dare?: | Yeah |
| Taken any dare so you wouldn't be "chicken?": | Yeah |
| Gone streaking?: | No |
| Mooned/Flashed someone?: | Mooned |
| Caused someone major embarrasment?: | Not on purpose |
| Bullied someone?: | No |
| Ruined someone's reputation on purpose?: | No |
| Hurt someone's reputation to make yours better?: | No |
| Lied to yourself to make you feel better?: | Yes |
| Pushed someone into a pool?: | Yes |
| Accidentally hurt someone and not felt sorry?: | Yes |
| Got in a fight with someone and never made up?: | Yeah |
| Bitten someone?: | Yes I bit David when I was in grade 2 I broke the skin |
| Farted and blamed it on someone else?: | Nah I'm pround of my bodily gases/noises |
| Lied to the general public?: | Maybe |
| Copied someone's homework because you didn't do it?: | Yes |
| Skipped school for fun?: | No I skipped school for McGriddles |
| Skipped school to get out of a test?: | No I showed up for tests |
| Skipped school because you forgot to do something?: | Yes |
| Made up a wild story and told people it was true?: | I don't think so |
| Told a little "white lie?": | Yeah |
| Wished someone was dead?: | Yes but they're all bad people so its okay |
| Murdered someone?: | .... No what have you heard? |
| Murdered someone inside your head?: | No then I would die wouldn't I? |
| Apologized, but didn't mean it?: | Yes |
| Made yourself cry so people would feel sorry for you?: | No |
| Yelled at someone in public?: | Yes |
| Said something you wish you hadn't?: | Yes, lots. |
| Lied about saying something you wish you hadn't?: | I'm not sure if I understand the question |
| Kissed someone the day you met them?: | No |
| Wanted to kiss a stranger?: | Yes |
| Gotten pregnant/gotten someone pregnant before marriage?: | No |
| Drank/did drugs/smoked a cigarette?: | I drink. |
| Lied to protect someone who only wants to hurt you?: | No |
| Point out someone's flaws to cover up your own?: | Probably |
| And finally... |
| Did you lie on this quiz?: | No |
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| CRazy Ass Questions For You. Ha. Ha yes, you must take this survery. |
| how far can you jump?: | I dunno how far is seven cats? |
| have you ever fallen off a skateboard?: | Yes.... It hurt. |
| do you like to play tennis?: | Its not bad. |
| is beef bad?: | Not in the least. |
| do you smell like fish?: | Not unless I roll around in fish guts. |
| how many fingers do you have?: | Hold lemme count..... Come back later this might take a while. |
| have you ever heard of terry gilliam?: | Terrence Vance Gilliam (born November 22, 1940) is an American-born British filmmaker and animator, and member of the comedy group Monty Python(The only American). Of Course! |
| is pot a drug?: | No its what you use to cook soup. |
| do you take steriods for sexual purposes?: | No I take them because I like they way they taste... |
| are you a schizo?: | No |
| do you want to be one?: | No |
| am i?: | I don't know who you are. |
| of course you dont know me: | Is that a question. |
| vanilla cake tastes like spinach. agree?: | No thats a stupid thing to say. |
| is batman your favorite comic hero?: | No. |
| do you enjoy anal sex?: | Giving or recieving? |
| are you a god awful christian?: | No. |
| do you like reese's pieces?: | Yes, only because they're E.T.'s favorite. |
| umm, whats your favoirte candy?: | Tie between Swedish Berries and Sourpatch kids. |
| how about alcoholic beverage?: | Beer I guess. |
| would you ever consider owning a monkey thats addicted to coke?: | Sounds expensive, unless you mean Coca-cola |
| have you ever gone to rehab?: | No. |
| do you have OCD?: | No. |
| if so, what kind of OCD?: | See my last answer. |
| are you addicted to sex?: | I wouldn't say addicted |
| how about pokemon?: | Maybe when I was a kid. |
| if you could be any pokemon character what would you be?: | I'm really not sure. |
| whats your favorite sex position?: | I can't really pick one. |
| are you really small?: | No I would say I'm rather large. |
| waffles are good, eh?: | Meh |
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